What’s Scarier than that?

October is the month of Harrowing Halloween. I let Mommy choose my costume this year and what a mistake that was! She said I was a juvenile delinquent. Daddy says that means “naughty baby”, which I do not understand because I made sure to sleep through the night real early.

    

Red Hot Winter

I was reading the paper upside down yesterday and there was an article about global warming. It seems highly unlikely that ovens like my Mommy’s are on long enough to pre-heat the whole world but I’m not a scientist. But if the planet WAS steaming up, then why did it snow so early this year?

Today, I went into the white powder to see what all the hype is about. Mommy and Daddy took FOREVER collecting attire from every corner of the house and putting it on me and taking it off to reach the optimal level of warmth and discomfort. My smile indicates my pleasure for the whole ordeal to be over with. It’s also the middle of my mouth melting because it is hot under all that stuff.

 

 

 

 

 

Once we arrived outdoors, I demanded Daddy make me my very own fat man. He thought it was his idea, which I let him because Mommy says you have to make boys feel like they are in charge even though they never are. He did a pretty good job so I made sure to drool a little extra hard in appreciation.

 

When Reesey Roo came to visit me for Thanksgiving I showed her the fat white man. Mommy says there isn’t as much snow where Reesey Roo is from so it took a little longer for her Daddy to be able to make her one.

It turns out it’s way less fun when there’s more of it!

Bubbie is always so worried about my health and safety.