What I’ve been up to

I’ve been a very busy girl these last few months. I am sorry I’ve neglected my duties to entertain my loyal followers but a girl of my intellect has a lot to get done in a day. I do not want any of my toys to feel bad I didn’t play with them and my Nanny Kelly won’t have anything to clean up tomorrow during my nap if I don’t drool on the ENTIRE floor. I am trying to juggle a lot of things all while having limited use of my extremities.

I am sure you are interested in my many new skills so I have provided a list to bring you up to date. Please see below.

1. I can now poop green or orange at my discretion – this is in big part to the fact that I now eat carrots, squash, green beans, peas and avocados. Mommy says she won’t give me fruit until I have demonstrated I will eat the gross stuff first. I don’t know what fruit is but squash is probably the best thing I have ever put in my mouth. Or maybe green beans. Oh but the CARROTS! I don’t discriminate really, that’s not nice.
2. I can sit up on my own – This is a valued skill being that the flatness of my head is starting to make me self-conscious around the playground. Sometimes I forget what I’m doing and fall onto my side or my face but Daddy says it is all part of learning. Sometimes he closes his eyes and slides over when he’s on the couch so I guess this skill takes a LONG time to master. I will keep practicing.
3. I can put toys in my mouth – this also applies to blankets, remote controls, Mommy’s clothes, MY clothes, utensils, sippy cups, Boogin Heads (or pacifiers as the Lay people call them), and pretty much anything else within my reach. I have yet to let Mommy give up her duties at spoon feeding me my peas but it seems to give her such joy to make that airplane sound and who am I to take that from her.
4. I can scoot – some of my baby friends are not allowed to use a walker but my Mommy and Daddy allow me to scoot around the kitchen while they do boring grownup things. I can scoot forward and reverse but unfortunately, not at my preference.
5. I am going to be 5 months old tomorrow. I would like to suggest that you google things a 6 month old is doing and you will see the advanced list of activities I occupy my time with. I need not remind you how advanced I am.

Contraptions

Sometimes I am scared of what contraption will arrive on my doorstep each day. Daddy says Mommy loves The Amazon and that’s why the man in the poop suit shows up at our door everyday.

PS – I spy with my little eye something that begins with DADDY!!!!

But, as I should have learned by now, Mommy is always right and these apparatuses afford me hours of pleasure. I have made a note in my Bullet Journal not to doubt Mommy anymore. It will be my New Year’s Revolution.