Sometimes when I wake up from a nice, refreshing nap I’ve noticed Mommy has crossed a few more tasks off her to-do list. Apparently while I am dreaming about unicorns and fairies, Mommy is busy around the house. She says she’s a very task-oriented person and likes to feel like she’s accomplished something at the end of the day. That sounds like some awful heavy grownup talk to me. I am just happy if I’ve napped at least 3 hours and relieved myself in my diaper at the end of the day. Although yesterday I touched my stuffed lion for the first time and that was pretty awesome so I may add that to my daily routine… If I can figure out how to make my arm do that again. Moving your limbs is seriously hard business.

One time I fell asleep for an extra long doze and woke up, in my room, to a camera crew packing up. I immediately got nervous and made my signature crying sound. Daddy thought I was hungry and started making a bottle but it was actually because I was naked and the last thing I need is to have naked pictures of me on the internet. I mean what would I tell my children?

It turns out Mommy was up to her nap time tricks again and there ARE pictures of me on the world wide web. I looked them over and they are very tasteful so I guess I don’t mind. That reminds me, I should pick out my own attorney and have him draft up a sample contract about nude photos. I will let you draw your own conclusions. Please keep in mind I am only 9 days old in these photographs.

It also turns out this is not the only blog that features yours truly. Click Here to see the full post with some more, might I say, adorable pictures.

Mommy has taught me that it is very important to express my gratitude when someone does something nice. There are two people that I would like to take a few minutes to thank. Erin Peters and Ashley Wilbur. This is not the kind of thank you like when someone holds a door open for Mommy while she is pushing me in my stroller or asking if Daddy needs help finding my Boogin Head which I like to suck on to keep me calm. This is a bigger kind of thank you.

These two ladies took these photos of me and did such a good job I think you should call them too and have them take some of you!

Anywho, back to napping. I was trying to figure out how it’s possible that I keep showing up in stores when I wake up. I tried asking Siri but I don’t know who the heck that is. Daddy was staring at the color and sound screen on the wall and one of the moving pictures was talking about a transportation device. I think maybe that’s what Mommy and Daddy have. I swear, I fall asleep in my carseat and I wake up in a new place! I don’t know how they do it without me knowing. Next time I will try harder to stay awake in the 4 wheel machine. But it’s SO hard. It feels like my swing but BETTER!

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