I recently learned about a condition called OCD although I am not certain what it stands for. I will make a note to ask Siri and get back to all of you. I think my Mommy AND my Daddy have it. Let me start with Mommy.

Lots of people call and send her messages on her black square. She talks to it like she talks to me and Daddy. When she talks to people about the day I was born she says “The OCD in me is at peace.” Then she lists the following reasons.

1. I was born on 4/22. 2×2=4 AND 2+2=4. The numbers 4, 22 and 2016 are all even numbers.
2. I was born in room 220 which is also an even number and has two more 2s in it.
3. I was 7 lbs even. It’s not an even number but there is no number after the decimal which seems to make Mommy happy.
4. I was born at 11:11. Mommy says that’s two 11s or four 1s depending on how you look at it. It’s also a palindrome. I have no idea what that is but Mommy sure likes it so I guess it’s a good thing.
5. I was 20.5″ long when I was born. This one has a number after the decimal so I don’t know why this is good Mommy says that 20 is an even number and you can close one eye so you don’t see the 5. I’m still learning how to wink so I will have to take her word for it. I am 21″ long now so I’m trying really hard to grow another inch really quick so Mommy will be at peace with another 22.

Daddy likes to eat things in even numbers. I drink a 4oz. bottle to make him happy. Sometimes I sneak an extra ounce after he goes to bed if I’m still hungry. Mommy says “what you don’t know won’t kill you.” I’m not sure sure about that but I trust Mommy so I will adopt this phrase as my own until it’s disproved.

Bubbie says she can tell who changed my diaper by the precision of the job that was done. Bubbie means well but she’s not as… particular as Mommy and Daddy are. But she still takes really good care of me. I can’t complain about the treatment I get.

I hope I didn’t inherit this OCD business. It looks like an awful lot of work. I will use this time to study Mommy and Daddy so I will be better prepared to spend the next 17 years and 49.5 weeks peacefully living in their residence.

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